Think Golf!

A dark comedy about golf widows

Learning to play golf is the best revenge, but shopping is second!

The Pro Golf Form ranked US PGA and European Tour golfers by age and performance. Here are the
results of the study.

Ask any corporate vip and he’ll tell you that some of his most important mergers were sealed while playing a game of golf. Ask any sales-based hotshot and he’ll tell you how he sealed countless deals on the golf course. Ask any movie producer and he’ll tell you about a great script he was offered while he was choosing an iron.

Contrary to what many may believe, golf is a sport that traces its roots back to the most primitive of ages. During the early stages of homo sapiens’ evolution, cavemen used spears to hit rocks over grassy fields. The winner was the competitor who could hit his rock the farthest. Of course, they never shouted “fore!” nor did they keep scores with terms like “eagles” and “birdies.”